canthelpbeingfabulous, via ruinedchildhood)
my mom says hey
did raven just low key call her a cracker
incomparablyme, via disconnectexe)
That one time Tom Daley worked as a male escort…
That “one time”? please we all know his boyfriend pays him an allowance
whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be
trashboat, via ruinedchildhood)
chasind, via bellathefabulouscat)
Lesbians ruined flannels for me.
Homophobes ruined society for me.
i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut
12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.
money can be exchanged for goods and services
being gay is NOT a choice. it is a game and I am
Robin Thicke is unapologetic about how rapey ‘Blurred Lines’ is, meanwhile the dude who parodied it issues a public apology for one word.
And that is just one reason why I love Weird Al.
It’s great that he’s addressed this but are we really supposed to believe that NO ONE during the extremely lengthy processes of writing a song, recording it, mastering it and animating the music video wouldn’t have brought it up?
Excuse me but how the hell is spastic even remotely insulting?
So I just recently learned that in the UK calling someone spastic means the same thing as calling someone retarded, only much worse.
If it makes people in the UK feel any better, people in the US literally do not know this (like literally no one I have ever met and/or know). Here being spastic is usually meant to mean something along the lines of acting like a hyper-active child (like running around in circles yelling just because they feel like it please be quiet for just 2 minutes type of child). NOBODY here uses it as a slur.
Since Weird Al is a US musician and the US music industry is pretty non-international, yeah actually I think its entirely possible that none of the people who worked on this song actually knew that spastic was considered an awful slur in some parts of the world.
And I’m like 99.9999% sure that Weird Al is genuinely very sorry that he was accidentally offensive.
Thank you Weird Al. You really took the high road on this one.
pleatedjeans, via 420highgallifreyan)
Nash Grier compilation of comebacks
"he probably shaves her arms while she sleeps"
these are the best
but wait there’s more
don’t stop this is great
He’s such an imbecile.
I was able to fit the whole thing into one gif!
Let’s be nothing… I heard it lasts forever.
im gonna fuck plankton
clarkchan1211, via ruinedchildhood)