Fan of Hammers

skluug:

karcatgirl-vantas:

the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because “tasty” means something tastes good. conversely, from the words “smelly” and “noisy” we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

this is what ancient greek philosophy is like

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detectivehole:

detectivehole:

“he would not fucking say that” i say with disgust, but im not talking about characterization im talking about his, like, vocabulary

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scottishaccentsareawesome:

fuckyeahrichardiii:

terpsikeraunos:

friendly reminder that “kudos” means “glory” in ancient greek, so if you give someone kudos you are wishing them renown on the battlefield

I feel like the AO3 button just became a lot more intense for me just now.

I WISH YOU RENOWN ON THE BATTLEFIELD FOR YOUR TALENT IN BANTERING DIALOGUE AND JOLLY GOOD SMUT, MY LIEGE

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crevicedwelling:

one of the most impressive animals I met this year was a huge platyrhacid millipede, found chugging through some bamboo leaf litter in Malaysia.

he was a pleasant weight to hold in the hand, but spread out over so many gentle, graceful legs. the video offers a nice look at his eyeless face—all polydesmidan millipedes lack eyes.

I only hung onto this animated spinal cord for about thirty seconds before setting him back in the leaves, but I recall this encounter so vividly. a truly memorable creature

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evilscientist3:

moctor:

Me in the kiln to be entirely honest

When I accidentally draw 3 cards

biggreenfeet:

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ailingwriter:

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squatri:

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atinylittlestrawberry:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

thinking about the northern stargazer ♥

how romantic for a creature to bury itself in the sand and gaze forever upwards at the heavens! how sublime that humans, observing this quiet creature staring skyward, should dub them “stargazer,” one who gazes at stars

*politely* may we see it?

yes ♥

*politely* may we unsee it?

no ♥

She is beauty she is grace she is both venomous and capable of delivering electric shocks.

@jellyfishdirigible I love your tags:

#I actually think it is sublime #to encounter such a being and instead of naming them #ugly bitch fish or yo mama or FUCK NO #we call them stargazer #we think yes this creature longs as we do for the beauty of the night sky #and gazes at the stars #and that is the thing we think is important enough to make a name of #fucking hell that’s beautiful

She is beauty

she is grace

she will zap you

in the face

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iknowitwontwork:

ok for research purposes why do you take naps??

i take naps _______

only when im sad

when i didn’t get enough sleep during the previous night

to recharge myself after smth particularly exhausting

only when im tired

cuz i literally cant survive without a nap wdym??

after doing lots of studying/giving an exam etc

smth else (tell me in the tags!)

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stormesandshowersparttwo:

weirdness-is-good:

weirdness-is-good:

I always feel like a pile of vomit from December-February. I’m not looking forward to it.

Originally posted by expromqueen

Dammit. Huh… I didn’t mean to add that gif.,

Me getting my ass beat by seasonal depression

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toskarin:

toskarin:

as a kid, I walked into a closet, saw an enormous snake, and then walked out. I walked up to my dad, as you do, and said “dad there’s a huge snake in the closet”

so he smiled smugly, grabbed his knife (I think it was a machete?), walked off, and then I heard him scream followed shortly by three panicked slams

it turns out he didn’t actually think he’d find a huge snake in there, but it sure was there, and he sure did chop it into three pieces

I wish I could believe you mean “as a father” but I know you mean “as a man”

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tangerinecat14:

really really curious about this

how do you pronounce ASCII

i pronounce every letter

AY-see-KAI

AH-see-KAI

AY-sky

AH-sky

AH-see-eye

AY-see-eye

op you missed ___ (put it in the tags please im curious)

i dont im not a nerd

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harperhug:

abraxasrinbalt:

grimeclown:

velvetys:

How is bnha anime of the decade…… they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second

The notes on this post were so toxic that staff just axed em

1969………

Yes, when the original post is deleted from the server (not just the blog, but the Tumblr servers), there is no root post for notes to be added onto, and also no root post for time to be counted from, so it starts from zero. Most computer operating systems use Unix, which was launched in 1971 with the epoch date of midnight on January 1, 1970 as 1. Therefore zero is one second behind that date: December 31, 1969. Also, very unfortunately, this also means nobody except you and anyone you reblog it to will see this explanation, as you cannot open the notes to see comments when there are no notes.

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savedgame:

NEVER ASK YOIR PARENTS TO PICK YOU UP A BEER WHAT THE FUCK KS THISSSS

charlottan:

fleshdyke:

@charlottan sorry i immediately thought of tomorrow the public must crawl